Thread: My wife
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Old 07-09-2010, 09:43 PM   #10
Litfag1
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My wife came home the other day and told me she loved me. I then woke up and realized no girl would ever find someone like me remotely attractive. =( So at least you have a wife, the only girlfriend ive ever had was my right hand, and she left me in 2003 because of a car accident. I have a tiny dick, and only 1 hand. FML
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