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smallcocked 08-25-2009 02:41 PM

How can i manage to take a leak without pissing on my balls ?
 
hey guys

I have a very small penis

1.25 inches flaccid, and around 1 inch ( almost invisible ) in cold conditions and 3 inches when erect ...so obviously when flaccid it's hard to piss without pissing on my balls

It's very annoying every time I piss, I end up dribbling all of it on my balls or I have to try and make it erect so that I can aim properly ...

It really wastes my time, any suggestions on how can I avoid dribbling on my balls ?

Regards

gtonkey 08-26-2009 10:23 AM

I find it hard to pee at urinals, so I tend to sit down and pee like a girl, this also helps avoid the embarrassment of peeing in front of much bigger men.

babyboy 10-03-2009 03:04 PM

how to take a leak without pissing on your balls
 
I know just what you mean about pissing on my balls because I also have a very tiny dick, here's what I

do, sit on the toilet backwards. Why? this way you get every last drop of piss out of your dick and cleanup

is a breeze because you really don't have to use any toilet paper.


I use baby wipes myself, but that's another story.


Hope this helps,


Jim

drew 10-03-2009 04:49 PM

how to take a leak without pissing on your balls
 
I use 1 hand, push my stump aside with two fingers, & pull my zipper/belt area away with other fingers.
its so hard to shake stumps afterwards, as there is little or no shaft.
the worst is when you leave, & a minute later some drops seep out into your underwear. then the stump is nestling in a smelly wet cotton area! guys with normal cocks can place the cock head away from any wet patches. my stump marinates in pee!

tinydick20 10-27-2009 02:44 AM

i also sit on the toliet like a girl, its the only way i can pee out my 3 inch hard dick without getting it all over myself

bjuk 11-02-2009 06:23 PM

Yeah sitting down is usually best.

sirtinypenis 11-04-2009 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babyboy (Post 1459)

do, sit on the toilet backwards. Why? this way you get every last drop of piss out of your dick and cleanup

What in the fuck?

why can't you sit normally?

LovesSmallCock 11-17-2009 02:20 PM

Smells like pee
 
I am so relieved to see this thread. I have no recommends as to how to pee and keep it off your nuts. I am a woman and very used to having to clean up by wiping. The reason that I reply is that I was wondering why my bf's penis smells like a urinal. When I touch it during foreplay, my hand comes back up to touch his face and it smells like urine. Sometimes the smell is so strong that I almost pass out. I have never mentioned it to him because I didn't know what to say and I figured it must have something to do with having a small penis. So now I understand what kind of hardship you guys have. Let me recommend that you definitely wash before crawling into bed with your woman. It's been very difficult for me to deal with and I need to get him to wash up before he comes to bed, but I don't know how to break it to him. I ALWAYS wash up because I never want to smell like that. Thanks for posting your troubles :D

poorlno 11-29-2009 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtonkey (Post 1240)
I find it hard to pee at urinals, so I tend to sit down and pee like a girl, this also helps avoid the embarrassment of peeing in front of much bigger men.

i much prefer to use the urinals myslef because i dont mind other people seeing it

bigger 12-03-2009 09:35 PM

dont drink and piss! :-)
ok use two hand - its better to handle


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