Does eating too much rice decrease penis size?
 

Conversely, do high carb diets prevent penises from growing to their full natural length and girth?

i think not. all the carbs you don't use up get stored as fat. won't that add to girth? LOLLL

too much white rice can make you fat so yea your penis will look smaller

rice goes in and out of you. it doesn't make you fat. and it doesn't make your penis smaller.

i think eating too much rice and not burning it just makes you fat. if you're fat your penis looks smaller

of course not! all that carbs can make you sleepy though so might as well not have a dick :P

Explains the tiny Asian penis stereotype. ROTFL

LOL! Is this the same as pasta? It's also carbs right? So what the heck is with the Italian-Big Dick stereotype?

no, but eating tapioca might. i'm living proof :P

My sister-in-law is a Filipina, and in case you guys do not know, rice is a staple in that country. I asked her as soon as I've read this question. In the way of answering, she burst out laughing. So there.