I am sorry if I am being a pest
 

I am trying not to bother anyone but I have a question. I have been looking at pictures of nudists and the nudist guys always have soft ding a lings. When I am even near a naked woman my ding a ling jumps right up. How do guys keep their ding a lings from getting hard around naked women

thank you for pointing out my error. My syllogism is all wrong. My first premise is incorrect. Since I would never be naked in front of other people the point is moote. To elucidate it always good to have my errors corrected.