It seem that we are feeling sorry for ourselves
 

I have a lot of time on my hands these days. I alternate between watching Dr Who and looking at nude beaches on the computer. Most of the naked men I see have small ding a lings like us. I wish that my ding a ling was bigger than four inches but as long as my wife likes it I am OK with my little ding a ling

Good for you man, that's all that counts

But do you ever think, when in a large group of men.....everyone has a larger penis than you? I know it is illogical way to think....but I look at all these men and "know I must be smaller than any man around".