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Old 01-31-2011, 07:52 AM   #11
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The woman looks like she is either fantasizing or ready to run away.
I guess she loves looking at it, like most women would but when it actually comes to using that thing on or better in her, I wouldn't be so sure. Just superimpose his (limp) cock on her body and it might just end up somewhere in her stomach. Not a thought that the majority of women cherish.

A little while back there was a programme on the BBC. If I remember right it was called something like "The Worlds Biggest Penis". Featuring amongst others people like Jonah Falcon, reputedly the guy with the biggest cock, some 13.5", not sure if erect or flaccid but it makes no difference. He said that he had been disapointed with sex at times because he would not fit inside enough to give him the required stimulation.

If you are interested I can look for the programme to stream or download. It was quite interesting.

The other programme the BBC ran, this is a while back was, My Penis and I, about a guy somewhat obsessed with his small penis. So the BBC paid him to go off in search of penises around the World. Again, interesting and again, if you like, I will look for some links.
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Old 01-31-2011, 07:43 PM   #12
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I guess she loves looking at it, like most women would but when it actually comes to using that thing on or better in her, I wouldn't be so sure. Just superimpose his (limp) cock on her body and it might just end up somewhere in her stomach. Not a thought that the majority of women cherish.

A little while back there was a programme on the BBC. If I remember right it was called something like "The Worlds Biggest Penis". Featuring amongst others people like Jonah Falcon, reputedly the guy with the biggest cock, some 13.5", not sure if erect or flaccid but it makes no difference. He said that he had been disapointed with sex at times because he would not fit inside enough to give him the required stimulation.

If you are interested I can look for the programme to stream or download. It was quite interesting.

The other programme the BBC ran, this is a while back was, My Penis and I, about a guy somewhat obsessed with his small penis. So the BBC paid him to go off in search of penises around the World. Again, interesting and again, if you like, I will look for some links.
yea wit regards to Jonah Falcon, yea he's has the biggest penis in the world, and yes i did read an article of his where he wasnt allowed inside a woman, and when he was younger, he wud have sex once or twice with a girl before they end their relationship... mostly the ladies used to dump him cos he was way too big... now thats the emphasis they give of size does matter :P
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Old 02-01-2011, 11:09 AM   #13
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I know, I am most likely to repeat myself here but most woman prefer girth of length, as length can be painful.

But then, there is an exception to every rule, isn't there.
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Old 02-02-2011, 03:32 AM   #14
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I know, I am most likely to repeat myself here but most woman prefer girth of length, as length can be painful.

But then, there is an exception to every rule, isn't there.
I haven't met but 1 exception in my life. But was she THE exception. She could not feel me inside her, and neither could I feel myself inside her. Yet, she was the best cock sucker I ever had.
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