Hermaphrodite joke
 

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child ..."
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"
The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite."
The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?"
The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female."
The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis and a brain?"

two brains, actually. sometimes the dick has a mind of its own. LOLLLLL

totally agree with you there, niceguy!

or two dicks.. explains the existence of dickhead, LOL!

Haha. Somebody bring her a dictionary.

It's a sexist joke.

Yes, it's quite sexist, but still funny. Let's not turn this into a gender issue thing. It's a joke, nothing else.

Ouch! Quite amusing.

This is good material for the standup comedians (those amateurs struggling to get noticed).