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Old 03-07-2011, 01:30 PM   #1
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I was eating at Cracker Barrel the other day.It's quite a drive from my house.About an hour away.So I piss and wash up when I get there.Then piss and wash up when I leave.I was in a rare playful mood.I walked in the restroom and both stalls were occupied and the urinal that is mounted low was occupied.So I gather up myself and ask the guy at the low mounted urinal to please hurry.I told him that I had just washed up before I left home and I was getting laid after my date.He ask why I couldn't use the other urinal.With the straightest most serious face,I told him that I didn't want my dick swimming in that dirty urinal and then give it to my date.The guys in the stalls fell out laughing.I said,what,you guys don't have the same problem?Then everything went back to being awkward.

Later when I was pissing and washing up to leave,I had another encounter.This time there was a shy character using the end stall.I stepped up to the urinal, and pretended I didn't know there was anyone in there but me.I stated out loud,Damn I wish my dick was bigger and stuck out past my zipper.The guy in the stall tried to hold back a laugh and popped out a loud fart.Then he busted out laughing.I said OH MY GOD,in a loud voice.He said sorry man,hope your little friend grows.I said, me to but it's coming under the stall door after you.Then I quitely slipped out.I wonder how long he sat in there waiting to hear the door close behind me as I left?
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Old 03-31-2011, 08:43 PM   #2
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lol great stuff, enjoyed reading that, cracked up at you saying it was coming after him
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Old 04-01-2011, 06:08 AM   #3
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I bet that guy was climbing the corner of the stall from being nervous.
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