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Old 04-28-2009, 09:58 PM   #1
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Default Room 225

A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast.

The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me."

So the woman replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 225."
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Old 04-29-2009, 05:53 PM   #2
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what if his dick is also as big as his pinky? will she still let him in?
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Old 04-29-2009, 06:33 PM   #3
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she may, as long as he uses it right!
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:14 AM   #4
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and if he can keep it hard that way for a long time. why not, no? :P
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:54 AM   #5
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if i were her, i'd just as well grab his crotch right there and there to check if "all's" in place before giving my room number
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:39 AM   #6
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yah! always pays to examine the items first before buying :P

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if i were her, i'd just as well grab his crotch right there and there to check if "all's" in place before giving my room number
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:55 AM   #7
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in fishing, when we reel in a catch, we examine it first. if it's too small, we throw it back out into the water
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Old 05-01-2009, 08:20 PM   #8
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Hard is what counts, not length. The one whose Sex Machine could stay very erect for a very long time gets the nod from the women.
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:14 PM   #9
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Hahaha..maybe I should try that one out in the elevator one of these days. Just to see what would happen.
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Old 05-18-2009, 09:03 PM   #10
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Hi CEO-joneys, wazzup? Well, have you tried it yet?
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