Irish joke
 

An Irishman goes into the pub toilets and there are some blacks already in there. He can't believe the size of their tallywhackers and stands there staring at them. One says,
"Yo's never seen a guy havin' a piss before?"
"I've never seen one that size in my life. How did you get them like that?"
"Well, in our village we ties 20 kilo weights to the ends of our bangalas and they grow."
"Great, I'll give it a try."

Two weeks later Paddy goes back in the pub and the blacks are there again.
"Hello man, how's de bangala comming along?
"It's not grown very big yet but it's already gone black."

Hillarious!!!