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Old 10-06-2011, 01:39 PM   #1
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Default Can't get laid.

Fucked my fist.

Jacked my willy.

Can't get laid.

Makes me silly.

It ain't aids.

It ain't traumer.

Girls think I look like Jeffery Dahmer.
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:59 AM   #2
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Funny, though living in the UK I don't know who Jeffery Dahmer is. Hope that doesn't spoil the best part of the joke.

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Old 10-09-2011, 02:21 AM   #3
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Instead of laying all out,I'll post his wiki.Very sick man.In my mind he died an appropriate death. Jeffrey Dahmer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Old 10-09-2011, 09:11 AM   #4
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Thanks TD. What a nice chap, ey? At least they haven't cought on to me yet, dismembering, one of my specialities. LOL. But I only do girls, they taste better, especially in the lower regions.

Slow roasted Labia, anybody want the recipe?
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Old 10-09-2011, 04:39 PM   #5
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ROFLMAO! Labia chilli anyone?
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Old 10-09-2011, 06:37 PM   #6
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Naw, I think I'll stick with the slow roast for now, getting cold out, so a nice stew does me fine.

But do post the recipe, the next summer will come, sooner or later anyway.
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Old 10-09-2011, 07:17 PM   #7
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A little salt,little peper,and badda bing badda boom.LOL
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Old 10-09-2011, 08:15 PM   #8
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TD, I think we've both gone way off topic here. Maybe time to return to the topic.
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Old 10-09-2011, 08:24 PM   #9
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Sure thing.All in good fun.
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