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tinydickadmin 10-15-2011 02:53 AM

The Tattoo
I was hanging out with some friends a few years back.This girl got to bragging about all these tattoos she's planning to get.She was ugly as sin and didn't get the memo.She thought she was the hottest thing at the party.She was flirting around with everyone,men,women,married people.It didn't matter to her.Eventually it came my turn to be flirted up by this woman.She started in about the tattoos.So I asked her if she wanted to see my rabbit tattoo.She said yes.I told her it was on my ass cheek.She really wanted to see it then.I said," ok,step in the bathroom where it's private."I dropped my pants, and said," see,it's right there on my cheek."She asked where and said she didn't see it.I told her she must have scared it so bad that it went back in the hole.We didn't here much from her the rest of the night.

jobleau 10-15-2011 02:57 AM

Good move! LOL!

hoverfly 10-15-2011 09:15 AM

Brilliant TD, that was just brilliant. Great post.

tinydickadmin 10-15-2011 10:39 PM


nangatrad86 10-21-2011 07:24 PM


joey 10-22-2011 04:14 PM

ha, ha, ha, :D your a nut.

tinydickadmin 10-29-2011 03:47 AM


Originally Posted by joey (Post 20005)
ha, ha, ha, :D your a nut.

No I'm not,but two hang around with me. :D

mr.cocknballs 11-20-2011 07:07 AM

Awesome. I would love to see the reaction on such a woman's face.

mrsstoutman 12-03-2011 08:20 PM

Hilarious on two counts!!

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