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Old 12-21-2011, 11:07 PM   #1
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Default Pirate in a bar.

A pirate walks into a bar.He has a ships steering wheel hanging out of his pants.

The bar tender looks surprised and says,"you got a ships steering wheel hanging out of your pants!"

The pirate glares back and says,"arrrggg and it's driven me nuts."

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Old 12-22-2011, 11:06 AM   #2
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LOL

Nice one, great Christmas sendoff.
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Old 12-28-2011, 11:22 AM   #3
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Reminds me, how did Captain Hook die?

- He went to scratch his balls.
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Old 12-29-2011, 04:43 PM   #4
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Any more pirate jokes!?!?
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Old 12-30-2011, 01:14 AM   #5
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No.That's all I got.
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Old 12-30-2011, 05:01 AM   #6
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There once a pirate named pegleg pete who had a limb blown off in battle, what was his name before he lost his leg?......

Tripod pete....
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Old 12-30-2011, 12:35 PM   #7
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Why did the pirate's daughter never get a bloke of her own?

She had a sunken chest.
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Old 12-31-2011, 11:01 AM   #8
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Why aren't there any painkillers on a pirate ship?

The "parrots ate them all" (paracetamol)
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Old 12-31-2011, 05:20 PM   #9
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Now that one was hilarious!! .....but probably not for those unfamiliar with drug names.
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Old 01-01-2012, 05:37 PM   #10
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How do Jewish pirates pray?

"Yo-ho-hodu l'shem ki tov, laolam chasdo....... and a bottle of rum.

(Morning prayer, Psalm 106).
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