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Old 01-30-2012, 11:03 PM   #1
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I am bisexual or rather buy sexual.It's more expensive having my girlfriend live with me.I should have just dated her instead.Hookers,hoes,and prostitutes are cheaper.
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Old 01-31-2012, 10:12 AM   #2
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Make her find a job that pays better. LOL. That might balance the books.
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Old 02-03-2012, 12:34 AM   #3
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Yep.
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Depends on the girlfriend. I've been married since 32 years but have spent 41 years of my life on the dole. I could even write a book called "How to get on the dole and stay there," but I'd be giving away too many trade secrets. I've never been so hard up as the rare times I was working. As it is I've got a nice flat on the Seine south of Paris, a decent car, and a boat capable of crossing the channel and absolutely no outstanding debts.

Some of my girlfriends would simply sit there while I put my hand into my pocket all the time while others paid a round without even thinking twice. It all depends who you're going out with. (If you want a statistic though, count on 99% spongers sucking your blood).

The worst ones are the ones who come out with, "When are you going to leave your wife and come and live with me." One guy I know who is a self made millionaire and who kids me along says when he was skint the crumpet never wanted to know him but as soon as he made his first million it pops up out of the ground in front of him. The over 45's, as soon as they know he's a widower, they immediately see the lifebouy.

Cash is the secret. As Somerset Maughm so aptly put it in one of his books, "When you've got no money, all you've got is desire."
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