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Old 04-29-2009, 03:06 AM   #1
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Default god's two gifts to man

One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.

Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could the bad news possibly be?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:17 AM   #2
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and if you're unlucky enough, you only get to use one of these most of the time.
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Old 05-01-2009, 04:56 PM   #3
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Now, this is better. LOL
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Old 05-18-2009, 08:43 PM   #4
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come to think of it, philosophical too.
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Old 05-20-2009, 06:16 PM   #5
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This is good for biblical fiction, but I suppose the very-devout Christians might not appreciate it.
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