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hoverfly 07-02-2012 10:54 AM

An evening for two with fine dining...
 
Some of those might just make a good idea for a dinner for two (or maybe not, all depends...)

Offer a drink and here's the perfect drinking straw...
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...nkingStraw.jpg

Of course, it should be chilled, so here's what I'd suggest...
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...isIceMaker.jpg

Treat her to a nice dinner. How's about this one, served with 'hot steamy meatballs'?
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...PenisPasta.jpg

Mustn't forget the desert...
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...nerNipples.jpg

Should she decide to stay over, better go and visit the lavatory, which means some hygiene is asked for...
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...urGenitals.jpg

Since undressing can be half the fun, here are some suggestions for what the two of you should wear...

For her
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...D/CandyBra.jpg
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...dyG-String.jpg
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...pleTassels.jpg

For him
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...osingPouch.jpg

Sometimes you may discover that her boobs are too small, now that can be remedied...
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...urOwnBoobs.jpg

You should get worried if she brought her own coffee mug, that might be a bit of a dead giveaway if it says...
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...BlowingMug.jpg

But there is help on the way...
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...urOwnWilly.jpg

Since probably most guys like a blowjob but bad breath can get in the way, here's the solution...
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...owjobMints.jpg

Well, that almost covers it, don't you think?

Wait, once the sweet pleasure is over, maybe the two of you need a little reminder of each other. Just a nibble for those urges in the middle of the night...

Something for her...
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...lowWillies.jpg

Something for him...
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...JellyBoobs.jpg

In the morning, be a gentleman, bring her a tea or coffee...
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...D/WillyMug.jpg

Or if she is the housewife type, maybe she'll get you some first...
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/.../BreastMug.jpg

And then some breakfast, so why not some fried eggs...
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...edEggFryer.jpg

You wanted to know how to organise an evening? Well, that should give you some ideas.

Enjoy

jobleau 07-02-2012 11:34 AM

LOL! Good ones.


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