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Old 07-04-2012, 09:24 AM   #1
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Old 07-04-2012, 10:39 PM   #2
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I like that Hover, it touched my sense of humour !!
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Old 07-04-2012, 10:47 PM   #3
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Thank G.d. LOL. I thought I was going to get kicked for making fun of Religion. Some people can be very sensitive about this.
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Old 07-09-2012, 05:53 PM   #4
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Hahhaha, thats a good one. Kick you out for what? Keep em coming
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Old 07-09-2012, 08:43 PM   #5
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Crazy, firm believers in religious teachings can be very easily offended and that was by no means my intention, so I thought I might be an idea to smooth any ensuing waves.
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Old 07-16-2012, 06:16 PM   #6
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Crazy, firm believers in religious teachings can be very easily offended and that was by no means my intention, so I thought I might be an idea to smooth any ensuing waves.
I find nothing wrong with poking a little fun at the mass stupidity that has caused more death and destruction over the course of humanity than any war or plague put together. So if someone doesent like it, they can go and pray on it.
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:08 AM   #7
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Who murdered the most people in the Bible?

God = 33,041,220.

Satan = 10.

Praise the Lord.

Moses came down from his magic mountain carrying a list of instructions, one of which read, "Thou shalt not kill."
The very first thing he did afterwards was to wipe out everyone who did not string along with him.
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Old 07-21-2012, 12:53 PM   #8
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i'm atheist.what god?
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Old 07-21-2012, 08:30 PM   #9
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I don't think its offensive. All good humor has truth in it.
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Old 07-26-2012, 05:39 AM   #10
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Why is it that people who go in for religion always have to wear funny hats?
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