Two sperms meeting...
 

Two sperms meet and the one asks:
What are you then?
I am a girl and when I grow up I'll be a beautiful, curvy woman.
And you?

I am a boy and I'll grow up to be one handsome hunk.

A breadcrumb passes the two of them saying:
You morons won't be anything, you're on your way to the stomach.

Ah! Life can be so deceiving sometimes! :)

Pleased you enjoyed it. I thought it might strike the sicker sense of humour that I too am a fan of.