Banner 12
Go Back   My Tiny Dick Forums \ Mytinydick.net Forums \ Jokes and Humors

Jokes and Humors Share a good laugh

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-02-2012, 03:13 PM   #1
Tiny Dick Expert
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 280
Default Olympic games

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and an Irishman are standing outside the Olympics because they couldn't get tickets. All of a sudden the Englishman gets an idea. He goes off down the street and comes back with a flag pole. He says to the guy at the gate,

"Quick, let me in I'm late. John Smith, pole vault." The guy at the gate lets him in.

The Frenchman goes off and comes back with a small manhole cover and says,

"Quick, let me in I'm late. Jacques Dupont, discus." The guy at the gate lets him in.

Finally the Irishman goes off and comes back carrying a roll of barbed wire and says,

"Quick, let me in I'm late. Paddy O'Reiley, fencing."
RagnarV is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On




(c) Ninja Dollars