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Old 04-20-2010, 04:04 AM   #1
SarasPlayroom
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Joke #1

A white man with a small penis was in the gym locker room, naked, and embarrassed to be standing next to a black man whose flaccid penis was longer than his tiny peenie when erect. He couldn't stop himself from staring at it. He noticed the dark member was also tattoo'd with the black man's girlfriend's or wife's name: Wendy. The black man caught the weedicked white boy staring at his monster dong and called him out on it. The shrimp-dicked wimp knew he was caught, but didn't want the big black guy to beat him up, so he stuttered out: um um um that ta-ta-tattoo of your girlfriend or wife's name must have been pa-pa-painful. The black guy, with his island accent, laughed then commented: It's not my wife's name mon, nor is it my girlfriend's name! (he laughed again) When my cock is hard, then you see what it says. "Welcome to Jamaica mon Have a Nice Day!"

Joke #2

An old man told his wife that he had made an appointment to see the doctor so he could get a prescription for Viagra and warned his wife that she would be getting sexed up again. The wife rolled her eyes and said, "You didn't use it much even when it was working!" Then his wife said she wanted to go to the doctor's appointment with him. The husband said it wasn't necessary for her to accompany him. She insisted. They started to verbally spar about whether she would go, when she finally ended the argument with why she needed to. "If you're planning to use that rusty old thing again, I have to go to the doctor to get a tetanus shot!"

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