How to make myself SMALLER both dick and me.
 

Hi, judging from my miserable post count of 1, you can say I have the smallest e-peen evar. However, how do I make my real peen just as small?
For cosplay reasons (yeah I'm one of those people who dress as lil girls but at least not in public...) I need to hide the bulge. Plus, smaller is better.
Tips/advice appreciated.

Also, I'm rather... tall for an azn. 180cm. How do I make myself look shorter and look like I'm in 10th grade?

much appreciated thanks :D