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gtonkey 08-03-2009 12:44 AM

Favourite humiliation lines from the movies on mytinydick
 
I love hearing the girls on these movies talking about Jacks little dick, humiliating and laughing at it.

I think my personal favourite from mytinydick is in the big boobed blonde saying "the last time i saw something that small I was changing a diaper" or the porn star blonde saying she didn't want any small dicked babies when she put a condom on him. I love these sorts of humiliating lines and have had a few said to me in the past like, is it in and also just a girl looking at me and saying "it's a bit small isn't it"...

What are your favourite lines and what are some of the other best ones you've had partners say to you?

drew 08-03-2009 01:53 AM

favorite lines
 
"i'm coming!"

Petergoesinya 08-03-2009 08:45 AM

lol lol drew

gtonkey 08-03-2009 12:15 PM

Now I'm curious as to why people like this site?

Is it because you identify with Jack? Have a small dick humiliation fetish (regardless of your actual size, just like the idea of a bossy girl laughing/humiliating you) or you like to look at Jack and feel superior?

I know for me it's the second option....

drew 08-03-2009 02:25 PM

why some like this site
 
actualy there is 3rd reason- some of us do SPG- small penis glorification. to be in that 0.5% of the population with a tinydick makes us special- a small pink circumcised stump is a marker of a high level of human evolution- as well as erotic and sexy and cute. big dick cultures are simple, repressive and out of date. lol. we are not on the grassland savanna of former times- women no longer need a dick to reproduce- small dicks rule, and always have. porn producers wil never get this insight.

gtonkey 08-03-2009 02:44 PM

But if "we rule", why are they humiliating Jack? Surly a sympatheticor mutually enjoyed glorious handjob would be more to celebrating small penises, the abuse Jack gets is a long way short of a celebration.

Maybe you said it yourself "women no longer need a dick to reproduce" , I detect a note of dominance.

shortdickman 08-04-2009 10:50 AM

if you're Dick was cheese a church mouse would starve I could screw a cheerio last time I saw something that small it had an eraser on it about breaking it and last but not least a woman felt my size through my pants and said that's sad

drew 08-04-2009 02:51 PM

humiliation ain't jack
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtonkey (Post 1130)
But if "we rule", why are they humiliating Jack? Surly a sympathetic or mutually enjoyed glorious handjob would be more to celebrating small penises, the abuse Jack gets is a long way short of a celebration.

Maybe you said it yourself "women no longer need a dick to reproduce" , I detect a note of dominance.

nah, humiliation can work the other way around too- the female can get off realising she's being banged by a tiny. i understand jack & his simplistic 'need' to debase his stump, but SPG has an outside-the-box logic that is not for everyone; it's empowering & liberating- true american values!

3inches 08-05-2009 02:14 AM

I do actually have a tiny penis and get off hearing someone humiliate my size. Quick cum.

gtonkey 08-08-2009 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shortdickman (Post 1137)
if you're Dick was cheese a church mouse would store I could screw a cheerio about breaking it and last but not least a woman felt my size through my pants and said that's sad

That's so funny. It reminds me of "Needle dick the bug fucker" and being asked if I went through puberty.

gtonkey 08-10-2009 12:26 AM

/?So it seems that there are several schools of thought, there are those that want films with girls who are into SPH, those who want some SP sympathy and those that don't give a monkies.... I love the humiliation, loving the new tattoo girl, the way she walks off at the end so unimpressed... BUT what do you want from the next film with Jack? A sympathetic girl? more of the same?

drew 08-10-2009 01:23 PM

sympathy or SPG
 
sympathy is 2nd best, if not doing SPG. why doesnt the actress ever say something natural, like : "Gee, thats very puny, this should be different!". and how about she kneels before the stump, smiling before the facial leak?

gtonkey 08-11-2009 11:35 AM

I concur, that would be hot... Potentially a whole new angle for MTD.com...

A lot of these reactions seem to be genuine, I'm never sure what these girls have been promised or told beforehand, but maybe they try getting one to be totally natural rather than abusive.

drew 08-11-2009 01:04 PM

girls reacting naturally
 
sure, gt. it also is about "role-playing". these girls are unimaginative- the yawning & reading of the newspaper are ok, but they never try new & crazy stuff- if i was a girl being filmed naked performing sex acts with jack's tiny erect cock i would be fired up- like "wow". what sorta ideas do you have?

drew 08-16-2009 06:01 PM

irrigation
 
MTD should get another small cock actor- with this guy the girls beg him to irrigate them; with either droplets of sperm or pee on their heads!

gtonkey 12-03-2009 11:53 AM

Just came accross these lists...
 
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it’s cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don’t we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It’s more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4” bigger.
13. It’s ok, we’ll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there’s an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of Clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn’t know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won’t take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn’t know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it’s hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I’ll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where’s the rest of it?

gtonkey 12-03-2009 11:54 AM

Anything sound familiar!
 
1. Is it shriveled up because you’re cold?
2. Oh! It is hard?
3. Why are you pushing your pinkie finger through your fly?
4. You can stop fingering me and stick it in now!
5. Can I help you find the hole?
6. Quit teasing me and stick it in. OH! It is?
7. So how’s it feel to have a pacifier for a penis?
8. Are you a ventriloquist? Is that your finger puppet?
9. Did that little fellow just spit on me?
10. It looks just like my bunny rabbit

gtonkey 12-03-2009 11:57 AM

cont...
 
11. Did you cum already? I didn’t feel anything.
12. I hope your parents sued the doctor who circumcised you.
13. Well at least we know I won

sissybabysusie 05-02-2010 04:56 PM

I think the girls should dress him as a baby girl,diapers,plastic pants and pale pink satin frilly panties and dress.Give him lots of humiliation perhaps even cuckold talk?

augustwest 05-02-2010 06:49 PM

1st humiliating handjob
 
My friend Laurie, who was quite experienced at doing every guy in my class, wanted in my pants bad. She finally got me to let her give me a handjob even though I get horribly nervous when naked and my already small cock shrivels even worse. She unzipped my fly and tried to pull out my dick expecting a typical 15 year old pecker. Instead she was shocked. I barely had any pubic hair and my dick was maybe 2 inches. She started to jerk on it and I did get a hardon after the nervousness went away but still, rock hard I'm maybe 3.5 inches. She asked me "It does get bigger right?"

Deva 05-18-2010 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtonkey (Post 1127)
Now I'm curious as to why people like this site?

Is it because you identify with Jack? Have a small dick humiliation fetish (regardless of your actual size, just like the idea of a bossy girl laughing/humiliating you) or you like to look at Jack and feel superior?

I know for me it's the second option....

At first, I felt superior... But after I watched the whole movie (12 minutes long) I admired Jack's stamina.

I mean, Jack could hold himself not to cum while a hot babe stroking his penis for 12 minutes...

If it was me, maybe I would have cum for like two minutes top or maybe even less than two minutes...

Dan 07-01-2010 06:59 PM

Paige: "It's like a fat clit!"

boyishman2 08-19-2011 10:34 PM

Some that I have had said directly to me or i have overheard:
"My 5 year old nephew's is bigger" (direct)
"I have never seen one so tiny as his" (overheard)
" I couldnt believe how small it was" (overheard)
"Sorry, I just thought that you would be bigger" (direct)
"He probably couldnt get a condem to fit" (Female friend's reply to my wife when she told her that i didnt use condems with her) - The female friend had assumed that I had a huge cock. - My wife set her straight on that score.


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