don't forget the implements! extenders seem to help.. even for just a few centimeters

My brother once used this cream, supposedly a miracle worker. His dick kept on itching in the most unexpected moments. haha. I think there are those (however), which are worth the money.

If nothing else, try PRAYING.

Losing weight will not help in increasing the dick's size. That is from a medical standpoint.

When I was still in Texas (I'm in California now), I had a neighbor, a very old woman. She was kind of weird, and some people called her a "witch". She once gave me a birthday gift, a herbal something. It was in powder form. She said that it would make my penis longer. Funny, because I never told her that my cock is just 3 inches long, eh..short.

Well, I just thought that it was a mighty guess on her part, and I applied some of the powder that very evening. Nothing happened. I applied it once daily for the next whole month, still nothing. To be fair, there were no adverse side effects. I finally stopped applying it on myself.

When I went to ask the old woman why nothing was happening, the shit hit the fan. She told me that she gave me the wrong thing, that the one she gave me was a form of "vitamin C". Well, I forgave her, after all, nothing happened. At least it made my shaft invincible from colds, hahaha. What a woman, I wonder where she is now.

Maybe she just played a practical joke on me, who knows?

Hey there point_guard, interesting story. Do you have more of that? I shared your story with some friends, they said it's all bull. I told them I believe you, there is the ring of truth in it.

In the rural hometown I came from, we had this "village idiot". He claimed that the following would lengthen one's penis: 2 eggs, remove the yolks, stir all of the whites, then massage it onto the dick. What a fool. I wonder if anybody took it seriously.

A few pills in the market do work. However, a 100% side-effect-free is impossible. There would always be a tiny fraction of the population that would not be safe with whatever brand. That is why consultation with the doctor is a must.