point_guard8

When I was still in Texas (I'm in California now), I had a neighbor, a very old woman. She was kind of weird, and some people called her a "witch". She once gave me a birthday gift, a herbal something. It was in powder form. She said that it would make my penis longer. Funny, because I never told her that my cock is just 3 inches long, eh..short.

Well, I just thought that it was a mighty guess on her part, and I applied some of the powder that very evening. Nothing happened. I applied it once daily for the next whole month, still nothing. To be fair, there were no adverse side effects. I finally stopped applying it on myself.

When I went to ask the old woman why nothing was happening, the shit hit the fan. She told me that she gave me the wrong thing, that the one she gave me was a form of "vitamin C". Well, I forgave her, after all, nothing happened. At least it made my shaft invincible from colds, hahaha. What a woman, I wonder where she is now.

point_guard8

Maybe she just played a practical joke on me, who knows?

ceo_joneys

Hey there point_guard, interesting story. Do you have more of that? I shared your story with some friends, they said it's all bull. I told them I believe you, there is the ring of truth in it.