I hope I am not bothering you guys
 

At the end of July I will be a 3 year and seven month cancer survivor. My wife is so happy that I am alive. She changes my colostomy bag and washes my ding a ling.
I am still hurting from the time my urologist told me that my penis is exceptionally small. She hurt me when she said that. When I had the radiation the female technition saw my ding a ling five days a week for months.
Thank you guys for being kind.

Congrats on you 3 years and 7 months. Just remember your wife wouldn't be washing your dick it you weren't cancer free!

Well done, Shadow and the same applies to your wife. I can imagine that she is extremely happy and relieved to you being through with the treatment, it must have been a very difficult time.

By comparisson any penis size issue ought to seem rather unimportant. You are alive, that's all the counts for you and your wife. Focus on this very postive aspect instead.

All the very best for the future.

Congrats to you both shadow. i am delighted to hear about your victory over cancer and wish you and your beautiful ding a ling many more years ahead.

Wonderful to be a three year seven months cancer survivor! That is something to celebrate!

Yes, good work.

Good of and for both of you and TD, you are right, live every day like it was the last. The only way forward.

May you all live a long and prosperous life.

Thank you guys for your kind words.

My wife agrees with you and says to get over what the doctor said. I don't go to that doctor any more and her office is closed. Maybe she told other patients that they have very smsll penises. I know that I don't like for a woman to say that my ding a ling is very small even though I know my ding a ling is small. Sometimes I like to compare my ding a ling to shrodinger's cat. "Is it there or not there"?

Shadow, both of the Schrödinger quote are true as you probably know. It is just that we can't find out, so it is both there and not. LOL

You should have sued her. I know, I am no fan of this either but firstly it would have taught her a lesson in being professional and secondly, you might just have been awared suffucient damages to pay for a nice vacation with your wife and that can't be bad, especially being paid for by someone else.

hoverfly,
are you a scientist? Very few people that I know are familiar with Schrodinger's cat. Hi five to you

LOL. No, not really, shadow but I have a long history of math and physics being a huge hobby, so knowing Erwin Schrödinger and his work I guess is a bit of a must. Apart from that, there are so many good books designed for laymen, plenty to choose from.

Pauli, Feynman, Gross, Penzias and hundreds more, oh, mustn't forget Mr E=MC, though contrary to popular belief, his Nobel Prize was NOT for his theory of general relativity but rather his discovery of nucleus motion (ie. plant pollen being jostled by atoms when suspended in water).

No, a former translator and interpretor here, I have done work for scientists, though sadly mostly boring legal documents, intl. corporate taxation (and how to avoid it legally) and other legal texts and documents.

Well you seem to know about quantum physics. I started my interest with a book on tachyons and loved reading about physics. I used to translate German science books to English for graduate students.
Ever since they tested me and found out I was a genius I spend my time wishing my ding a ling was as big as my brain.

Shadow, that is really interesting and I'd be very much interested in keeping in touch but I think we best start a new thread for this topic, a) I do try and avoid hikacking threads and b) we might be able to talk without certain members with a smaller IQ than their penis interfering.

Alternatively, feel free to pm me.

You are suffering from small penis syndrome hoverfly :)

Goodness, let me think of all the things I am suffering from...

Well, there are delusions of grandeur, Alzheimers, attention deficit syndrome, of course I do suffer from penis envy, how can you not, since when are 39 inches even enough to satisfy a mosquito...

The list is endless, I tell you, my suffering is beyond compare.

And now for something completely different.

My sincerest apologies to all of you for hijacking this thread in this manner.