The awkward moment when you end up next to your boss in the urinals!
 

Happened on Friday just gone was taking a leak and some one come in next to me and started, I looked down and saw him and he is proper hung and well I'm not And before i got the the chance to see who it belonged to my boss started laughing and taking the mic out of mine, we used to get on but since then whenever I'm around him his always making jokes about my dick and he doesnt respect me anymore. His told the other lads at work and its just humiliating, feel like I wanna leave to be fair.
Has anyone else had the same problem at work?
Iv tried talking to him but that was even more embarrassing can't see it changing back to normal.

Nice story. When does the movie come out?

Not a story fella, genuinely asking but never mind ay

Were there no stalls, I just avoid urinals

I always go to the stalls if theirs people already using but was empty when I walked in, I have been using the cubicle now though

Are you sure you don't kind of like it on some level?

Say hes sexually harassing you and get him fired.

His the boss buddy so I would have to say that to him, it's not sexual harassment though more just taking the piss out of me as a man

Not the whole office knowing I've got the smallest dick there, I wanna be taken seriously and they all call me maggot ect, not gonna get lucky with that reputation lol

There's no future for you there Mondo. You need to look for work elsewhere.

There must be a HR person or someone to tell unless he owns the company or something. But maybe you are too embarrassed to tell them, I know I would be.

Cheers smallballs but he does own the company there is only about 10 of us plus the receptionists, but I couldn't go to Hr even if we did how mortifying! It's probably just all banter and in jest but its just humiliating.
Anyway off to work hope you all have a good day

Sounds like a story to me. Why were you looking at his dick? why was he looking at yours.?

I've never had a situation remotely like this happen to me in all the places I've worked.

Hiya just to let you guys know that everything's turned itself around at work and life in general, still getting teased but it's in a banter way now.
Now that everyone knows it's really liberating when I go to the gym or swimming with the guys from work I just get showered and changed with the rest of the guys. So all these years of hiding my little dick seems pretty pointless now lol
Hope this helps fellas