How Thick is your ding a ling?
 

I measured my ding a ling when I was younger and it was (and still is) the same thickness as a D battery. It may be short but is as big around as a standard D battery. How big around is your ding a ling?

The same. As thick as D battery when hard

Battery wise, i'm like a C

C or D is just as good as long as it works

same

Oh it works, almost too well ;)

thick
 

Two inch

That's about right for me. D-cell easily fits into the TP roll.

I am 6.5 in are don't know what battery size that is?!?

@Stubby. Your bigger than the flashlight a battery goes in. Some guys have all the luck. :)