I really wish my cock was smaller
 

Then I would be a mytinydick.net model flying all over the world getting blow jobs from beautiful girls, nice work if you can get it. I'm only half inch over, never thought I'd complain about having a big cock..

Where can I sign up for this?

lol poor noah

Are they really that strict, is theres anything porn stars know how to do its measure the size of a penis wrong

Having now seen some of the tinycock vids on youporn, I think you might be right about that Slider. The guys certainly looked above four inches and bigger than me.

yeah, it's no fun when you click on a link that says "tiny cock gets blow job" and the guy is way bigger than me lol

Lol!! There's this guy on xhamster with a six inch long by 5 in around dick calling himself tiny.

Well that's just nuts! (pun intended)