liddelpegger

Did she tell you it's the perfect size for her? That's code for your dick is small but I love you anyway.

I'm always annoyed when my wife tries to tell me how good my big dick is. We both know it's small and I don't appreciate the lying to try and make me feel better. That's very insulting to me.

Pencil dick

How big are you liddlepegger?

liddelpegger

4.5 long by 4 around. No one's ever choked on it.

Right now, it won't get hard enough to fuck. Hope it's temporary.

littlemiss

best thing to do is invite her friends round and parade naked, you'll tell by the response if its tiny or not

liddelpegger

I think it would embarrass my wife more than me for her friends to know I have a little dick.

There has always been an exhibitionist side to me. In my youth, I loved playing strip poker and skinny dipping, even though I was always the smallest hung guy. It would be great to be seen by all her friends that way but since it would be a problem for her, not going to happen.