SPH tips for the massage parlor
 

I frequent a local Asian massage parlor every couple weeks and the mature ladies there have gotten to know me. The last few times there I started engaging with them in some sph with lines like:
"Sorry I have small cock."
"My tiny dick hard because it likes you."
"You like my small dick?"
"I can't get girlfriend because dick too small."
"This smallest dick you see?"

The ladies often chuckle and try to pump me up by saying I have "nice ding-dong," not realizing I'd love for them to ridicule my size and tell me how tiny I am. I'd be embarrassed to engage in any sph with someone I was dating or someone who knows me or even a younger woman. But for some reason I enjoy this type of humiliation with a mature woman whose English is limited.

Just wondering if anyone has any suggestions for lines to use, keeping in mind it has to be simple due to a bit of language barrier.

The masseuses are very accommodating, doing a great job of washing my dick and balls during the table shower and then giving me a sensual massage culminated with a great handjob while allowing me to suck on their boobs and play with their pussies.

When I would go, I would say damn near the same things you did, I would apologize that it was so small, I would tell them it’s the smallest they have seen, they would always say they have seen smaller and it’s fine. I had an escort one time I specifically asked for SPH and she did a great job, when over she said that she really has seen smaller and mine was good and I had great staying power, she said the smaller dicks were often premature ejaculators

That's awesome. I used to ejaculate prematurely, but now it takes me a long time to cum when fucking escorts. That's because their pussies usually feel too loose because of my tiny dick, which lacks girth as much as it lacks length. It's also why I've focused on eating pussy and become so good at it, because ladies can't feel my cock inside of them.