Has a girl/woman ever measured your cock?
 

When I was around 20, a girl I hooked up with was so dissatisfied with my performance she broke out a tape measure to embarrass me, though she didn't actually measure my 4-inch dick.

I'd love for a woman to measure my cock while subtly humiliating me. I doubt they have measuring tapes or rulers at my regular Asian massage parlor, but I will ask next time I'm there. Would love for the mature Asian lady to break out a cloth tape and hold it against the length of my shaft and giggle when it reads 4 inches.

Anyone ever have a woman measure your dick? Maybe your wife or girlfriend while telling you how much bigger her ex-lovers were?

My first GF would always beg to measure my cock. I know it was so she could tell her sisters exactly how small I was because they were always talking about which ever dude they'd hooked up with lasts dick. She would always show me the dick pics they received. I told her I was five inches but was really four. I protested for a long time but finally gave in and her reaction was what you would expect "Baby what the fuck!? I thought it was five, you said you measured it"

I told her it changes a bit based on how hard I am and body weight blah blah and she sorta said "oh okay" but she knew what was up lol

My last GF, was telling me about her exes cock while playing with mine. I knew he was bigger I mean shit it doesn't take much but he was like a very fit dominican dude so I figured massive BBC. I asked how much bigger he was and she showed me with her hands compared to my penis. Lenght? more than 2x bigger but then she put her hand around my cock but open, I wasn't touch any of it but it was to show the girth. Literally one of the hottest moments of my life

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Originally Posted by guxxi (Post 43825) My last GF, was telling me about her exes cock while playing with mine. I knew he was bigger I mean shit it doesn't take much but he was like a very fit dominican dude so I figured massive BBC. I asked how much bigger he was and she showed me with her hands compared to my penis. Lenght? more than 2x bigger but then she put her hand around my cock but open, I wasn't touch any of it but it was to show the girth. Literally one of the hottest moments of my life

WOW my tiny micropenis would have cum right then and there from such a deliciously, humiliating SPH-like experience like that.

https://www.freakden.com/pin/micrope...h-two-fingers/

Awesome. Guys with massive cocks are so fucking lucky to be able to get so much pussy.