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Daviddd

04-28-2009 08:56 PM

Mirror Mirror

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty-four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash ... and then his legs fell off!

Big Lebowski

04-29-2009 11:13 PM

LMAO! gotta be more specific next time! even when you don't rhyme!

latin_x3

05-01-2009 10:26 PM

Stupid guy, he should have shattered the mirror.

manila_kid

05-18-2009 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by latin_x3 (Post 405)

Stupid guy, he should have shattered the mirror.

Before he shatters it, I will buy it. Hahaha!

golf_master

05-20-2009 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by manila_kid (Post 431)

Before he shatters it, I will buy it. Hahaha!

I like ur sense of humor.

darwin_owens

05-20-2009 08:05 PM

MAYBE that fu@#* mirror is sexist.

drew	08-09-2009 01:45 AM

the mirror is my lover

and my 3 incher makes it a 3-some

pencil penis

08-25-2009 09:56 PM

mirror mirror

wouldn't it be great if the wish could come true.........I'd love it....how big would you want it to be ?

drew	09-30-2009 02:23 PM

mirror mirror

small cocks are made for mirrors! my cock is so small i need a circus mirror !

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