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Mirror Mirror
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty-four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash ... and then his legs fell off! |
LMAO! gotta be more specific next time! even when you don't rhyme!
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Stupid guy, he should have shattered the mirror.
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MAYBE that fu@#* mirror is sexist.
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the mirror is my lover
and my 3 incher makes it a 3-some
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wouldn't it be great if the wish could come true.........I'd love it....how big would you want it to be ?
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small cocks are made for mirrors! my cock is so small i need a circus mirror !
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