Prickly Prick

if i were her, i'd just as well grab his crotch right there and there to check if "all's" in place before giving my room number

Elevator Man

yah! always pays to examine the items first before buying :P

Fishing Expedition

in fishing, when we reel in a catch, we examine it first. if it's too small, we throw it back out into the water

violin_guy

Hard is what counts, not length. The one whose Sex Machine could stay very erect for a very long time gets the nod from the women.