For that Mid-Week chuckle
 

Straight off the weird wide web for your viewing pleasure

Under the Heading 'Size Issues' our contestants we have:

For those who seriously think they have a big one!
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...notthatbig.jpg

See, even little ones strike lucky, told ya.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...Sbigenough.jpg


In the section 'Fear of Women', here's what's on offer:

Nasty bit of the ol' Vagina Dentata.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...inaDentata.jpg

'Help!' was probably the last thing heard here.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...001/HelpMe.jpg

If all else fails, I guess there's always the DIY option.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...saidforDIY.jpg

This is probably the final stage, 'Rubberlovers Anonymous'.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...kemewonder.jpg


Apologies for having missed Halloween!

Halloween, there's just nothing like it, is there.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...eenisthere.jpg

I do like pumpking but maybe wouldn't go quite that far.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...yHalloween.jpg


Of course not a day goes by without some communication problem!

Hm, I always envisioned 'Phone Sex' differently.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...1/PhoneSex.jpg

T-Mobile, let's you update all your favourite social networking sites anywhere.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...tesanytime.jpg


And then there are signs that just say it all!

Well, you simply can't disobey Her Majesty, can you.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...ibleAdvice.jpg

Rock, Paper, Scissors, always popular with all ages.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...sahBlowjob.jpg

Bugger, I just donated all our old shoes to charity.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...stocharity.jpg


And finally, some assorted fun!

Some t-short slogans are best left out.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...rentDesign.jpg

This adds a whole new dimension to the song 'My Darling Clementine'.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...Clementine.jpg

I always suspected there might be something wrong with Batman.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...anandRobin.jpg

Take it away, Maestro.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...takeitaway.jpg

The European Unions latest 'Milk Improvement Scheme'.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...vesthemilk.jpg

So this is the reason why some here want to grow a foreskin.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...1/Foreskin.jpg

What's he going to say 'I'm melting'?
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...gImmelting.jpg

Last, not least, the latest craze sweeping Japan.
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...sePasttime.jpg