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Old 08-26-2012, 06:17 AM   #1
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Default Paralympics - some sick stuff

Q - What's even better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

a - Not being a cripple.


In honour of the paralympics they're opening the world's smallest pub in London. It's called "The Thalidomide Arms."


A spastic in a wheelchair is being pushed along by his keeper when they come to an ice cream stand. The ice cream man asks,
"What would you like?"
The spastic goes, "Errgebeeee." The ice cream man asks the keeper what he said.
- "He wants a cornet."
Then he asks, "What flavour do you want?"
The spastic goes, "Gggllllllleeee."
The keeper says,
"Give him anything, he's going to drop it anyway."
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