It is so nice to have you here. You say Why does it have to be big, small, long, or short? Isn't it just a penis?!? Enjoy it !!
My wife likes my small ding a ling

That was actually my dearly departed husbands saying, this was his account that I took over after he passed. He was Stubby Twin brother.

I offered my condolences to stubby many times for the loss of his brother and now I offer my condolences to you. If you ever want to talk privately you can reach me at my email address theshadownewyork@mail2worl.com