Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-28-2011, 01:49 PM
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Replies: 10
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Must be from 'Wildlife on One'
A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good about it.
He looks down and sees a rabbit dumping a load right next to him. The bear looks at...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-28-2011, 01:45 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 7,395
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-28-2011, 01:41 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 7,395
Some Irish discrimination maybe...
The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil.
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My mate's missus left him last Thursday,...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-28-2011, 01:38 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 7,395
Small willy joke...
A bloke walks into a bookstore and says, 'Do you have that new self help book for men with small willies?'
The girl says 'I don't think its in yet.'
He reples 'Yep thats the one I'm after.'
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-28-2011, 01:34 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 7,395
Are you a football fan?
I've just seen a video called "Newcastle United, The Glory Years" priced at 100.00 pounds.
I told the shop owner I thought that was a bit expensive.
He said it's 10.00 pounds for the video and...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-28-2011, 01:31 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 7,395
Well, nearly, I've still got a moment...
From a little book called "Disorder in the Court
They're things people actually said in court, word for word.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteen.
Q: What year?
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-28-2011, 01:24 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 7,395
Last one for today...
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-28-2011, 01:20 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 7,395
Some more stupid jokes...
The Sheer Nightgown
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from 150 to 300 pounds in price -- the more...
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