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Old 08-26-2010, 03:42 AM   #1
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This isn't really penis-related, but I figured I'd throw this out there since there may be some regular pot smokers on this forum. Does anyone have any suggestions on some good supplements or drinks to help me flush traces of marijuana from my urine relatively quickly? I've flushed my system successfully in the past on one occasion, but I had sufficient time to do it (I had over a month). I was recently offered a significant promotion at my job, which may very well take effect some time during mid-September. However, a requisite urine sample needs to be submitted for screening before I get the position.

I'm already drinking tons of water, and various teas. There are tons of drinks out there claiming to be effective, but I just wanted to know if anyone on here has had any experience with any particular detox drink or supplement that worked well for them.
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Old 08-26-2010, 01:35 PM   #2
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Sorry, no drug experience here.
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Old 08-26-2010, 03:32 PM   #3
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Pot is like Nicotine, it resides in your fat cells and it will take time to for it to leave your body so that a clean specimen can be given. This could take 30 days to 90 days depending on the amount that you smoke. There are no products that can cleanse you as the test will just come back with a low specific gravity and they will request a second sample.
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Old 08-26-2010, 11:02 PM   #4
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hntr59 is right, not much you can do. You could try and mislead them, though. For a few days proir to having to give your sample, you could eat tons of poppy seeds, this will sure as hell give a false opiate reading that you can appeal against. On closer examination it is possible to proove the absence of acutal opiates and reduce it down to the consumption of the poppies.

I admit, all a bit risky, depends on how much you need the job, really.

I know, it's not easy, but occasionally one has to stop smoking. (crap idea)
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