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Old 08-10-2009, 12:26 AM   #11
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/?So it seems that there are several schools of thought, there are those that want films with girls who are into SPH, those who want some SP sympathy and those that don't give a monkies.... I love the humiliation, loving the new tattoo girl, the way she walks off at the end so unimpressed... BUT what do you want from the next film with Jack? A sympathetic girl? more of the same?
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Old 08-10-2009, 01:23 PM   #12
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Cool sympathy or SPG

sympathy is 2nd best, if not doing SPG. why doesnt the actress ever say something natural, like : "Gee, thats very puny, this should be different!". and how about she kneels before the stump, smiling before the facial leak?
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Old 08-11-2009, 11:35 AM   #13
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I concur, that would be hot... Potentially a whole new angle for MTD.com...

A lot of these reactions seem to be genuine, I'm never sure what these girls have been promised or told beforehand, but maybe they try getting one to be totally natural rather than abusive.
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Old 08-11-2009, 01:04 PM   #14
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Cool girls reacting naturally

sure, gt. it also is about "role-playing". these girls are unimaginative- the yawning & reading of the newspaper are ok, but they never try new & crazy stuff- if i was a girl being filmed naked performing sex acts with jack's tiny erect cock i would be fired up- like "wow". what sorta ideas do you have?
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Old 08-16-2009, 06:01 PM   #15
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Cool irrigation

MTD should get another small cock actor- with this guy the girls beg him to irrigate them; with either droplets of sperm or pee on their heads!
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Old 12-03-2009, 11:53 AM   #16
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Default Just came accross these lists...

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it’s cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don’t we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It’s more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4” bigger.
13. It’s ok, we’ll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there’s an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of Clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn’t know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won’t take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn’t know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it’s hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I’ll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where’s the rest of it?

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Old 12-03-2009, 11:54 AM   #17
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1. Is it shriveled up because you’re cold?
2. Oh! It is hard?
3. Why are you pushing your pinkie finger through your fly?
4. You can stop fingering me and stick it in now!
5. Can I help you find the hole?
6. Quit teasing me and stick it in. OH! It is?
7. So how’s it feel to have a pacifier for a penis?
8. Are you a ventriloquist? Is that your finger puppet?
9. Did that little fellow just spit on me?
10. It looks just like my bunny rabbit
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Old 12-03-2009, 11:57 AM   #18
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11. Did you cum already? I didn’t feel anything.
12. I hope your parents sued the doctor who circumcised you.
13. Well at least we know I won
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:56 PM   #19
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I think the girls should dress him as a baby girl,diapers,plastic pants and pale pink satin frilly panties and dress.Give him lots of humiliation perhaps even cuckold talk?
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Old 05-02-2010, 06:49 PM   #20
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Default 1st humiliating handjob

My friend Laurie, who was quite experienced at doing every guy in my class, wanted in my pants bad. She finally got me to let her give me a handjob even though I get horribly nervous when naked and my already small cock shrivels even worse. She unzipped my fly and tried to pull out my dick expecting a typical 15 year old pecker. Instead she was shocked. I barely had any pubic hair and my dick was maybe 2 inches. She started to jerk on it and I did get a hardon after the nervousness went away but still, rock hard I'm maybe 3.5 inches. She asked me "It does get bigger right?"
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