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Old 04-28-2009, 09:35 PM   #1
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Thumbs up A Big Dick can do wonders

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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Old 04-29-2009, 04:34 PM   #2
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old man can still get it up, yey!!!
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Old 04-29-2009, 05:01 PM   #3
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yep, that alone is a wonder, HAHA!

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old man can still get it up, yey!!!
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Old 04-29-2009, 05:47 PM   #4
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see! SIZE matters! even an old chick knows that!
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:03 AM   #5
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if i were grandma in here, i'd just on this guy this very second
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:14 AM   #6
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i wouldn't do that to the old man, notjack! he might get a heart attack :P

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if i were grandma in here, i'd just on this guy this very second
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Old 05-01-2009, 04:52 PM   #7
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Not really funny, but amusing. It's the kind of joke that would be appreciated even by nuns and kids.
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Old 05-01-2009, 06:25 PM   #8
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I brought this joke up just a few hours ago in a big party. It brought the house down.
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Old 05-01-2009, 08:06 PM   #9
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SAd guitar, where did you get this joke? I died laughing.
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Old 05-01-2009, 09:20 PM   #10
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Well, what can I say..that old dude is one mean...fighter.
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