Sad Guitar

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

niceguy1974

old man can still get it up, yey!!!

Armand

yep, that alone is a wonder, HAHA!

Dickweed

see! SIZE matters! even an old chick knows that!

Not Jack

if i were grandma in here, i'd just on this guy this very second

Greg

i wouldn't do that to the old man, notjack! he might get a heart attack :P

Cool_DUDE12

Not really funny, but amusing. It's the kind of joke that would be appreciated even by nuns and kids.

aragorn_fan

I brought this joke up just a few hours ago in a big party. It brought the house down.

venetian_08

SAd guitar, where did you get this joke? I died laughing.

ice_k

Well, what can I say..that old dude is one mean...fighter.