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Old 04-28-2009, 09:39 PM   #1
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Unhappy Poor dad

There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don't know." At that time he hears his mom calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch. Then he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and ask him, "What is a penis?" The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis. As a matter of fact, this is a perfect penis."
The boy leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods. The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was four inches smaller, it would be a perfect penis!"
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Old 04-29-2009, 04:59 PM   #2
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haha! now just where did the boy get his genes? :P
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Old 04-29-2009, 06:42 PM   #3
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either the boy has a freakishly large penis or his dad's one unlucky SOB!
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:57 AM   #4
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yes, the boy must have been his size when he was a baby! changing diaper's gotta hurt the ego somehow LOL

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haha! now just where did the boy get his genes? :P
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Old 04-30-2009, 02:43 AM   #5
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i wonder if the dad ever thought if the boy was really his
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:02 AM   #6
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funny! amazing the father was able to cum far enough to father a child
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Old 05-01-2009, 09:18 PM   #7
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LOL! Funny. Give us more.
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Old 05-18-2009, 08:41 PM   #8
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My daughter-in-law is a Filipina, and she told me that she heard this joke a long time ago- in her native country. Goes to show that this kind of humor is universal. It's really funny though. I plan to put the Tagalog version in the future, but then again, none of you guys may understand it.
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Old 05-20-2009, 06:03 PM   #9
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I can, I studied Tagalog for close to a year (work-related). You can share it with me.
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Old 05-20-2009, 08:01 PM   #10
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i wonder if the dad ever thought if the boy was really his
Now, there's a thought.
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