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Old 04-28-2009, 08:56 PM   #1
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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty-four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash ... and then his legs fell off!
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:13 PM   #2
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LMAO! gotta be more specific next time! even when you don't rhyme!
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:26 PM   #3
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Stupid guy, he should have shattered the mirror.
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Old 05-18-2009, 07:58 PM   #4
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Stupid guy, he should have shattered the mirror.
Before he shatters it, I will buy it. Hahaha!
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Old 05-20-2009, 07:39 PM   #5
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Before he shatters it, I will buy it. Hahaha!
I like ur sense of humor.
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Old 05-20-2009, 08:05 PM   #6
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MAYBE that fu@#* mirror is sexist.
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:45 AM   #7
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Cool the mirror is my lover

and my 3 incher makes it a 3-some
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Old 08-25-2009, 09:56 PM   #8
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Default mirror mirror

wouldn't it be great if the wish could come true.........I'd love it....how big would you want it to be ?
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:23 PM   #9
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Cool mirror mirror

small cocks are made for mirrors! my cock is so small i need a circus mirror !
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