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Old 04-28-2009, 10:00 PM   #1
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Thumbs up A night with the king's daughter

A King had to leave his Kingdom for some business. He was afraid that his only Daughter would be taken advantage of by some of the Guards because she was a very deep sleeper. So before he left, he slipped a razor blade between the lips of her vagina.

The King left. That night, three of the Guards did plan to Fuck the Princess.

The First Guard went into her room. From outside of the room, the other two Guards listened. Suddenly, they heard the First Guard scream. He came out. The other two Guards asked why he screamed. Embarrassed, he said that it was so good that he couldn't control himself. This made the other two smile.

The Second Guard went in. After some time? Ahhhhh!!! The Second Guard came out. The Third Guard asked what happened. Just as embarrassed as the First Guard, the Second Guard said that it felt so good that he couldn't control himself. The Third Guard smiled.

The Third Guard went into the room. He went up to the Princess and lifted her dress. Outside, the other two Guards listened. Mmmmmhhhh!?! The other two Guards took off! The next morning, the King came back. He suspected that his Guards tried to fuck his daughter. He told them to drop their pants. Each of them did. Two of them had sliced dicks, but the third one didn?t. Confused, the King asked why. He stuck his tongue out and said, ?I neba pry fuk ur dahta, I wet lik ur dahta?!
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:35 PM   #2
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That's some COMEDY GOLD right there
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:02 AM   #3
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hmm maybe we can get some shaving cream and just run my cheeks over her vagina.. hmmm
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:56 AM   #4
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i don't think you'll need shaving cream for this one

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hmm maybe we can get some shaving cream and just run my cheeks over her vagina.. hmmm
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Old 05-01-2009, 06:53 PM   #5
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OUch! hahaha, that hurts!
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Old 05-19-2009, 02:09 AM   #6
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I wonder how Rhod Gilbert can deliver this joke in one of his stand-ups?
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Old 05-20-2009, 06:05 PM   #7
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If the king is quite slow, he might not get it. Ha ha ha.
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Old 05-20-2009, 08:04 PM   #8
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I heard this joke before, only, instead of a king, they used the American President. Good thing the president was unnamed.
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Old 05-20-2009, 08:29 PM   #9
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The first 2 guards could come up to me. I'll give them free BandAids.
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