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Old 01-09-2012, 08:59 PM   #1
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Default Garden of Eden

One day God calles Adam over for a talk.

"Sorry about the delay in the creation but I'm having union trouble with Lucifer and some of the angels. Everything should be ready soon but if you like you can take a look around the garden of Eden before it's finished, but I'm warning you, whatever you do, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!"

Off goes Adam. There's bits of trees and bushes everywhere. Half made animals and birds litter the garden when all of a sudden he comes across a prototype of Eve laying on the grass. "Humm," he thinks, "why not?" and starts to grope her. He's just finished exploring her minge when he sniffs his fingers. "Ooooh," and he runs down to the river to wash his hands. Just then God comes up.

"I thought I told you not to touch anything." Poor Adam confesses what he'd done and God yells at him, "You pea brained prick, now all the fish are going to stink!"
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Old 01-10-2012, 02:22 AM   #2
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LOL! Now we know why!
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Old 01-10-2012, 09:14 AM   #3
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Great, nice one. Crude, rude, just up my street.
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