Garden of Eden - My Tiny Dick Forum

RagnarV · 01-09-2012, 08:59 PM

One day God calles Adam over for a talk.

"Sorry about the delay in the creation but I'm having union trouble with Lucifer and some of the angels. Everything should be ready soon but if you like you can take a look around the garden of Eden before it's finished, but I'm warning you, whatever you do, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!"

Off goes Adam. There's bits of trees and bushes everywhere. Half made animals and birds litter the garden when all of a sudden he comes across a prototype of Eve laying on the grass. "Humm," he thinks, "why not?" and starts to grope her. He's just finished exploring her minge when he sniffs his fingers. "Ooooh," and he runs down to the river to wash his hands. Just then God comes up.

"I thought I told you not to touch anything." Poor Adam confesses what he'd done and God yells at him, "You pea brained prick, now all the fish are going to stink!"

jobleau · 01-10-2012, 02:22 AM

LOL! Now we know why!

hoverfly · 01-10-2012, 09:14 AM

Great, nice one. Crude, rude, just up my street.

01-09-2012, 08:59 PM	#1
RagnarV Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 260	Garden of Eden One day God calles Adam over for a talk. "Sorry about the delay in the creation but I'm having union trouble with Lucifer and some of the angels. Everything should be ready soon but if you like you can take a look around the garden of Eden before it's finished, but I'm warning you, whatever you do, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!" Off goes Adam. There's bits of trees and bushes everywhere. Half made animals and birds litter the garden when all of a sudden he comes across a prototype of Eve laying on the grass. "Humm," he thinks, "why not?" and starts to grope her. He's just finished exploring her minge when he sniffs his fingers. "Ooooh," and he runs down to the river to wash his hands. Just then God comes up. "I thought I told you not to touch anything." Poor Adam confesses what he'd done and God yells at him, "You pea brained prick, now all the fish are going to stink!"

01-10-2012, 09:14 AM	#3
hoverfly Tiny Dick Extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: East of England Posts: 1,567	Great, nice one. Crude, rude, just up my street. __________________ Feeling a little peckish? Visit The Official Food Porn Thread Click here if you need help uploading pictures. Guide to Uploading and Managing your Attachments Click here if you need to contact the forum staff. List of Forum Staff

01-10-2012, 02:22 AM	#2
jobleau Tiny Dick Ultimate User Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Near Montreal, QC Posts: 560	LOL! Now we know why!