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Old 04-29-2009, 03:05 AM   #1
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Default The Crying Horse

One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night".

So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.

The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.

So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.

The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".

luuuuuuuuuulz
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:19 PM   #2
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classic! LOL! how i wish it was true for me though, LOL
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:52 AM   #3
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you would cry too if it happened to you! LMAO!
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:18 AM   #4
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you know what made the horse run away with fear? guy whispers to him again that he's into bestiality and wants to buy the horse a drink, LOL!
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Old 05-01-2009, 04:54 PM   #5
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Outdoorman dude, you can do better than that. You have something better?
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Old 05-19-2009, 01:17 AM   #6
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The joke is not bad.
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Old 05-20-2009, 06:31 PM   #7
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I actually own a ranch (co-owner actually). I wish I could teach some of my horses to do this trick!
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