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			Two guys sittin in a cell when a third guy gets pushed in."Hello"
 - "Hello"
 "How long have you got?"
 - "Three years."
 "Oh, what for?"
 - "Sexual relations with dogs."
 The first two look at each other and say,
 "How low can you get?"
 - "Oh no, you put the dog on a chair."
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