Originally Posted by BindiCat

I'm sure there's something. You just have to be creative.

If I had a small penis I'd make a game of whipping it out in public to see how long it took anyone to notice, or trying to see if I could fit my penis into smaller and smaller things. When you finally get stuck and have to call someone to help get you out, you lose. Or win, whichever way you want to look at it.