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RagnarV · 09-25-2011, 09:04 AM

When I was a kid floppy cock was an old man’s problem. I don’t know about in the UK or the US but in France just lately there are plenty of ads on TV which start off by saying one guy out of three over the age of 45 is a case of floppy cock, only they don’t call it that. Erectional dysfunction is the technical term. All they advise is go to see your doctor, as if you needed a TV ad to work that one out. The doctor won’t do anything for you anyway. It’s nothing more than a psy-op to reassure the public.

If you’re in the right age bracket, maybe even younger, and you’ve been getting floppy cock lately, ask yourself two simple questions:

1). How much Bromide have you been putting in your tea lately?
The answer is probably, “Are you daft!” The second question is,

2). Why are you happily swallowing so much Fluorine?
What’s the difference? Not much. Basically they’re one and the same thing with one big difference. They’re both members of the Halogen family. The other two are Iodine and Chlorine. The human body needs a trace of all of them. Everyone knows what happens if Iode is lacking but to give you some idea of how little we need remember that in the UK, no matter where you are, you’re never more than 50 miles from the sea at the most isolated spot. As a general rule, there’s enough Iode in the air to meet your needs. With Fluor the basic need is even less! Where do you find Fluor? In just about everything you put into your mouth. It’s one of the most widespread elements on the planet. If you eat green vegetables or sea fish at least once a week you’re already on overdose.

So what with Fluor? It’s good for the teeth. A crappy pretext but that’s the official story. The first widespread use of Fluor as a mass medication was in the Nazi concentration camps, but that makes bad publicity. If you don’t believe it, check it out yourself. During WWI they put Bromide into the troops’ tea as a mass tranquilizer. They still do in certain prisons in the UK. We all know the “floppy cock” joke side effect but the essential result was mass tranquilization without affecting performance. No good having troops going to sleep in the trenches. During WWII it wasn’t needed because the trenches had become obsolete but the Nazis had a problem with a growing concentration camp population under stress. They used Fluor as a mass tranquilizer simply because it was cheaper than Bromide. After the war the Soviets heard how effective it was and in turn took up Fluor as a mass tranquilizer in the Goulags.

Stress has now replaced backache as the major ailment in our modern society. With an ever growing population, housing shortages, unemployment, life isn’t so much fun as it was when I was a kid. In France today, one doctor’s prescription in four contains some sort of tranquilizer. In the larger towns it’s even worse. Anti depressors are now widespread. Everyone is living on their nerves. It was back in the 60’s that the first experiments used Fluor as a mass medication in drinking water and today everyone greedily gulps down every available product from chewing gum to toothpaste which has been doped with it.

Fluor intoxicated products are always presented with a healthy looking green packaging whereas in nature, Fluor has a pale vomit yellow colouring. When I was on holiday last year in Bulgaria, (what a hole, life stopped dead when the Communists left 20 years ago), I was amazed to see that their bottled water was dosed at 4.5mg/l with Fluor. In the West the usual dose is 1mg/l. It explained why everyone was walking about like zombies. When they had the referendum to see if they wanted to join the EU there was a massive “yes” vote because everyone thought it was going to be El-dorado. The result was that prices shot up to our level while wages stayed the same. Only cigarettes and alcohol, two tranquilizers, have remained at the old prices. They need tranquilizing even more than us. The youngsters all bugger off as soon as they reach 18 so it’s difficult to judge the effect on them.

To sum up, if you don’t believe it, check it out for yourself, there’s plenty enough to be found on the web. You’ll also find out that the big difference between Bromide and Fluorine is that once you stop taking Bromide, things go back to normal while the damage done by Fluorine is permanent. If you think you’ve got fluor induced floppy cock, the only thing left to do is to learn to live with it.

09-25-2011, 09:04 AM	#1
RagnarV Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 260	Floppy cock. When I was a kid floppy cock was an old man’s problem. I don’t know about in the UK or the US but in France just lately there are plenty of ads on TV which start off by saying one guy out of three over the age of 45 is a case of floppy cock, only they don’t call it that. Erectional dysfunction is the technical term. All they advise is go to see your doctor, as if you needed a TV ad to work that one out. The doctor won’t do anything for you anyway. It’s nothing more than a psy-op to reassure the public. If you’re in the right age bracket, maybe even younger, and you’ve been getting floppy cock lately, ask yourself two simple questions: 1). How much Bromide have you been putting in your tea lately? The answer is probably, “Are you daft!” The second question is, 2). Why are you happily swallowing so much Fluorine? What’s the difference? Not much. Basically they’re one and the same thing with one big difference. They’re both members of the Halogen family. The other two are Iodine and Chlorine. The human body needs a trace of all of them. Everyone knows what happens if Iode is lacking but to give you some idea of how little we need remember that in the UK, no matter where you are, you’re never more than 50 miles from the sea at the most isolated spot. As a general rule, there’s enough Iode in the air to meet your needs. With Fluor the basic need is even less! Where do you find Fluor? In just about everything you put into your mouth. It’s one of the most widespread elements on the planet. If you eat green vegetables or sea fish at least once a week you’re already on overdose. So what with Fluor? It’s good for the teeth. A crappy pretext but that’s the official story. The first widespread use of Fluor as a mass medication was in the Nazi concentration camps, but that makes bad publicity. If you don’t believe it, check it out yourself. During WWI they put Bromide into the troops’ tea as a mass tranquilizer. They still do in certain prisons in the UK. We all know the “floppy cock” joke side effect but the essential result was mass tranquilization without affecting performance. No good having troops going to sleep in the trenches. During WWII it wasn’t needed because the trenches had become obsolete but the Nazis had a problem with a growing concentration camp population under stress. They used Fluor as a mass tranquilizer simply because it was cheaper than Bromide. After the war the Soviets heard how effective it was and in turn took up Fluor as a mass tranquilizer in the Goulags. Stress has now replaced backache as the major ailment in our modern society. With an ever growing population, housing shortages, unemployment, life isn’t so much fun as it was when I was a kid. In France today, one doctor’s prescription in four contains some sort of tranquilizer. In the larger towns it’s even worse. Anti depressors are now widespread. Everyone is living on their nerves. It was back in the 60’s that the first experiments used Fluor as a mass medication in drinking water and today everyone greedily gulps down every available product from chewing gum to toothpaste which has been doped with it. Fluor intoxicated products are always presented with a healthy looking green packaging whereas in nature, Fluor has a pale vomit yellow colouring. When I was on holiday last year in Bulgaria, (what a hole, life stopped dead when the Communists left 20 years ago), I was amazed to see that their bottled water was dosed at 4.5mg/l with Fluor. In the West the usual dose is 1mg/l. It explained why everyone was walking about like zombies. When they had the referendum to see if they wanted to join the EU there was a massive “yes” vote because everyone thought it was going to be El-dorado. The result was that prices shot up to our level while wages stayed the same. Only cigarettes and alcohol, two tranquilizers, have remained at the old prices. They need tranquilizing even more than us. The youngsters all bugger off as soon as they reach 18 so it’s difficult to judge the effect on them. To sum up, if you don’t believe it, check it out for yourself, there’s plenty enough to be found on the web. You’ll also find out that the big difference between Bromide and Fluorine is that once you stop taking Bromide, things go back to normal while the damage done by Fluorine is permanent. If you think you’ve got fluor induced floppy cock, the only thing left to do is to learn to live with it.